Murder 101
Published on by LegolianM.
Panel 1: Taylor, holding his wallet and looking annoyed: “So you stole my wallet, and robbed me.”
Jillian, throwing her hands up: “You don’t just leave someone freshly stabbed on a sidewalk without taking their things, that’s basic Murder 101! And a thief who doesn’t use what they’ve stolen is more suspicious than one who does.”
Panel 2: A close up of Taylor as Jillian says off panel: “Besides, I didn’t rob you, it’s all in there.”
Taylor opens his wallet and sees the money. “Oh.”
Panel 3: Taylor looks at the money: “Thanks then, I guess?”
Jillian, off panel, hands over a silver cellphone: “I also have your cellphone.”
Panel 4: Taylor drops his wallet and snatches the phone out of Jillian’s hand, eyes wide.
Panel 5: A close up of Jillian smiling: “We’re going to have to wipe it, so if there’s anything you want to keep you should back it up somewhere.”
Panel 6: Taylor’s eyes glisten as he stares at his phone.
Panel 7: Taylor slumps forward, elbows on knees, and buries his face in his hands and phone, saying sincerely: “...thank you, Jillian. For committing crime for me.”
Jillian: “Happy to help.”